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They've really done it again and since I was raised as a Roman Catholic, this special pope issue gets passed on from me to you.

>> Pope Idol <<
Cast your vote for the new Pontiff

It's time for us all to nominate the next
head of the Catholic Church. Here are
some suggestions.

1. Bono.
He clearly believes he has a hot-line to God.
Let's just hope those Andrea Corr stories
aren't true.

2. Madonna
It would be good to see her rocking a crucifix
again. She's also shown her charitable side
by marrying Guy Ritchie.

3. Joe Dolce
It's the 25th anniversary of "Shaddup You Face",
and devout Catholic Joe is still going strong.

4. David Beckham.
His body art suggests a religious bent, but the
continuing rumours surrounding his private
life might put off those who believe in chastity.

5. Geri Halliwell
Geri was brought up as a Catholic.
Her Kensington house has a picture of
the Virgin Mary in the lounge and reproduction
of the Last Supper in the dining room.

Made your decision?
Now email the Vatican's Cardinal-Secretary of State
with your nomination

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