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More thoughts from an 8th grader about my date, for which she was rather shocked since she was just getting use to me without the boyfriend. These were the questions she posed:

Number 1 Was he hot?
Number 2 Was he funny?
Number 3 Could he bring a Tivo to the relationship?

Most of the time was spent discussing number 3 (or his lack of it) and debating whether or not this could be considered a dealbreaker. Although I refused to answer her on a scale from 1 to 10 question for being way immature, she did have to tell me to wipe that shit eating grin off my face before she barfed a coupla times throughout the evening.